Failing, flailing, faltering lies. Attack, assail, assault the proof. Imploding, exploding, foreboding demise. Lambast, outlast, recast the spoof. Impending, upending, fomenting reprise. Needle, treadle, wheedle the proof. Goaltending, descending, unending guise. Lies fly, my how lies fly. I see, I see, I see with my eye. Eyes, lies, chaos, and spies. So. Many. Yet no surprise. Flailing, faltering, failing lies. Lambast, outlast, recast the proof. Assailing, assaulting, attacking reprise. Implode, explode, erode the spoof. Listing, lasting, loosening lies. Impend, upend, unend the spoof. Needling, wheedling, treadling cries. Goaltend, descend, upend the proof. Lies fly, my how lies fly. I see, I see, I see with my eye. Eyes, lies, chaos, and spies. So. Many. Yet no surprise. Faltering, failing, flailing lies. Assail, assault, attack the proof. Lambasting, harassing, wailing despise. Trash, thrash, slash disproof. Eroding, corroding, exploding surprise. Recast, repeat, reverse the proof. Impending, descending, foreboding demise. Needle, wheedle, treadle a spoof. Glowering, cowering, souring lies. Lies fly, my how lies fly. I see, I see, I see with my eye. Eyes, lies, chaos, and spies. So. Many. Yet no surprise.
Part 4 of the “collection of lies” series I’ve begun as the Epstein saga and lies continue to rapidly unfold around Trump and his criminal posse. Thank you Scam Bondi for giving us all this wonderful gift—it’s Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and the others come early. I hope you enjoyed a little humor and whimsy as we face these ridiculous times.
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Did you see the internet archive post of Epstein files?