There once was a place where you Kame ‘n Went. It was a Splash ‘n Dash, you came in fast. Faster you came, quicker you Bent ‘n Sent. It made you Smash ‘n Crash, you could not last. There now was a place filled with Kream ‘n Scream. It is a Spit ‘n Blow, we had to go. Going so long, training we Stream ‘n Team. It makes us Sit ‘n Split, it was a show. There will be a place with a Slap ‘n Fap. It made me Piss ‘n Pass, I want the gas. Gassing you up, running we Strap ‘n Tap. It has a Stick ‘n Prick, with nut to pass. We pass as one, building, we Go ‘n Kum. We mass as one, sending, we Bum ‘n Numb.
For a little levity and a lot of crass. I hope you enjoyed Kame ‘n Went, a Sonnet in humor of the gas station chain Kum ‘n Go.
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